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Author
Series
Bad Kitty (Chapter books) volume 6
Publisher
Roaring Brook Press
Pub. Date
2022.
Language
English
Formats
Description
"When Kitty's owners have finally had enough of her bad behavior, it's time to ship her off to obedience school"--Provided by publisher.
Author
Series
Publisher
Harper, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers
Pub. Date
[2017]
Language
English
Description
Bizzy the strange bird has decided: Today is Opposite Day! Time to eat dinner for breakfast, have a loud dance party instead of a quiet rest, and say good morning at bedtime. But Bizzy's best friend, Dill the odd duck, would prefer to have a normal day, with no opposites. So Dill says, "No, no, stop!" to Opposite Day, while Bizzy says, "Yes, yes, go!" Will Opposite Day turn best friends into worst enemies?
1064) If I had your vote
Author
Publisher
Random House Children's Books, a division of Penguin Random House, LLC
Pub. Date
[2020]
Language
English
Description
An Election Day reader finds the Cat in the Hat outlining laugh-out-loud campaign promises if he is elected president, including giving the Oval Office a more pronounced shape, replanting the Rose Garden with Seussian shrubbery and painting smiles on the somber portraits of historical leaders.
Author
Publisher
Hachette Audio
Pub. Date
2013
Language
English
Formats
Description
The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.
The Stench of Honolulu.
Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!
Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator...
Author
Series
Publisher
Kensington Publishing Corp
Pub. Date
2021
Language
English
Description
"For the first time ever, Christmastown is celebrating a strange new tradition--Halloween. But not everyone is willing to watch their dependable winter wonderland get overrun by carved pumpkins and costume parties. As a series of scary happenings hits Santaland, each one more intense than the last, April realizes having a role in the festivities could cost her family, friends--even her own life. April isn't the only unlucky target. Outspoken elf Tiny...
1067) Switched
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Series
Publisher
Not Supplied
Pub. Date
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Language
English
Description
From the Edgar-nominated author Bruce Hale comes a hilarious story of a boy and a dog...who become a dog and a boy
Who's a good boy?
Twelve-year-old Parker Pitts hates a mess. Ever since his grandmother died, he's much more comfortable when things are organized: He scrubs the kitchen counters at home, avoids the school bully at all costs, and never even speaks to Gabriella Cortez, the most interesting girl in the sixth grade. No muss, no fuss, no...
1068) The clasp
Author
Publisher
Not Supplied
Pub. Date
2015.
Language
English
Formats
Description
Kezia, Nathaniel, and Victor are reunited for the extravagant wedding of a college friend. Now at the tail end of their twenties, they arrive completely absorbed in their own lives Kezia the second-in-command to a madwoman jewelry designer in Manhattan; Nathaniel the former literary cool kid, selling his wares in Hollywood; and the Eeyore-esque Victor, just fired from a middling search engine. They soon slip back into old roles: Victor loves Kezia....
1069) Wives Like Us: a novel
Author
Publisher
Harper, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers
Pub. Date
2024.
Language
English
Description
In The Bottoms, tiny Cotswold villages on the English countryside, filthy rich Tata Hawkins is in a tizzy when her husband runs off with a bikini designer; her glamorous new neighbor, an American divorcée, refuses her overtures at friendship; and her two best friends are distracted by their own problems.
1070) Hit the road Helen!
Author
Series
Myth-o-mania volume 9
Publisher
Not Supplied
Pub. Date
Not Supplied
Language
English
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Description
In this updated version of Greek mythology, Hades, King of the Underworld, reveals the truth about Helen of Troy and the Trojan War.
Author
Series
Diary of a wimpy kid volume 5
Publisher
Molino Lectorum
Pub. Date
[2010]
Language
Español
Description
"De pronto Greg se descubre a sà mismo inmerso en la tensiÃçn de las fiestas de chicos y chicas, mayores responsabilidades y hasta los cambios fisiolÃçgicos propios de la edad. Todo ello sin poder contar con su mejor amigo, Rowley. ¿Podrá Greg salir adelante por sus propios medios? ¿O tendrá que rendirse ante La Horrible Realidad?"--p. [4] of cover.
While trying to find a new best friend after feuding with Rowley, middle-school...
1072) Down with the Crims!
Author
Series
Crims volume 2
Publisher
Harper, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers
Pub. Date
[2018]
Language
English
Description
The Addams Family meets Despicable Me in the first book of this new trilogy, perfect for fans of Lemony Snicket and Pseudonymous Bosch!
1073) Yo, la generosa
Author
Publisher
Children's Press
Pub. Date
2002
Language
Español
Description
An older sister lists all the things she would willingly share with her younger sister, such as her broccoli and her chores.
Author
Series
Bad Kitty (Chapter books) volume 7
Publisher
Roaring Brook Press
Pub. Date
[2022]
Language
English
Description
Author/illustrator Nick Bruel tries to explain to the reader how to write a story, but Bad Kitty is not at all happy about the plot, which has her going on a turnip diet to lose weight. Includes a recipe for roasted turnips.
1075) Parties & potions
Author
Series
Magic in Manhattan volume 4
Publisher
Not Supplied
Pub. Date
Not Supplied
Language
English
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Description
High school sophomore Rachel and her younger sister Miri, both witches, are introduced to a wider community of witches while grappling with the problem of whether or not to reveal their powers to their school friends, father, and step-mother.
1076) Spoiler alert: a novel
Author
Series
Spoiler alert volume 1
Publisher
Not Supplied
Pub. Date
Not Supplied
Language
English
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Description
"Marcus Caster-Rupp has a secret. The world may know him as Aeneas, star of the biggest show on television, but fanfiction readers call him something else: Book!AeneasWouldNever. Marcus gets out his frustrations with the show through anonymous stories about the internet's favorite couple, Aeneas and Lavinia. But if anyone discovered his online persona, he'd be finished in Hollywood. April Whittier has secrets of her own. A hardcore Lavinia fan, she's...
Author
Publisher
Scholastic
Pub. Date
c2002
Language
Español
Description
Only Captain Underpants can stop the three evil space aliens who have invaded Jerome Horwitz Elementary School and turned everyone into lunchroom zombie nerds.
Solo Capitán Calzoncillos puede poner fin a los tres malos extraterrestres malos que invadieron la Escuela Primaria Jerome Horwitz y han transformado todos en zombis.Note "Mariposa, Scholastic en español"--Cover p. [4]
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Publisher
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Not Supplied
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English
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Two heads are better than one, except when they're crashing into each other! But that won't prevent Big Nate and his pals from hatching great ideas for fun. Nate Wright is a wisecracking 11-year-old who knows he's destined for greatness.
Author
Series
Diary of a wimpy kid volume 7
Publisher
Molino Lectorum
Pub. Date
[2013]
Language
Español
Description
A Valentine's Day dance at Greg's middle school has turned his world upside down until an unexpected twist gives Greg a partner for the dance and leaves his best friend Rowley the odd man out.
Baile del dÃa de San ValentÃn en la escuela intermedia de Greg ha vuelto su mundo patas arriba hasta que un acontecimiento inesperado le da a Greg una socia para el baile y deja a su mejor amigo Rowley el tercero en discordia.
1080) Spells & sleeping bags
Author
Series
Magic in Manhattan volume 3
Publisher
Not Supplied
Pub. Date
Not Supplied
Language
English
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Description
Rachel and her younger sister, both witches, spend the summer at Camp Wood Lake, where Rachel tries to have a normal camp experience while surreptitiously honing her newly discovered talents.